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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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zodiacbaby:

Who is she

zodiacbaby:

Who is she

(Source: strangefires)

(Source: literallysame)

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics)

(Source: vulcanthyla)

Jul 9

princessnecrophilia:

I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE HOW HARD I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIMe

Jul 6

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Jul 3
afaganistan:

who is she?

afaganistan:

who is she?

(Source: nobodyplace)

Jul 1
aceticacid:

i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

memewhore:

sixpenceee:

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% 

ORIGINAL

Sh*t, I’m playing this at Halloween.

(Source: smashingthornberrygifs)

Talk Leedle To Me
Jason Derulo ft. Patrick Star

jazzleberry:

luigilovescake:

augustotter:

Talk Leedle To Me

(I have no regrets.)

hHELP IM FUCKIGN DYING
O H MY GOD

THIS WAS SO MUCH GREATER THAN I EXPECTED

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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