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popca:

this is perhaps one of my most favorite scenes from this ridiculous ass show

(Source: suqmydiqtbh)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

kilifilien:

senorpacman:

Unlike Other Girls

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THE BRACKET OMG

andythanfiction:

Some Like it Hot (1959)

Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.

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tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

OMG

unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 

weezsnapz:

Who is she

weezsnapz:

Who is she

(Source: internethistory)

margygur:

margygur:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K

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imageTHAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE 

Aug 8

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

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Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

BOOM

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Aug 8

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

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Aug 6

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

Aug 3

Dude the gamecube sucked

Anonymous

alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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