Not A Professional

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Sep 1

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

Sep 1
osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

one of the many spongebob episodes they dont air anymore…

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

one of the many spongebob episodes they dont air anymore…

Sep 1

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

(Source: vinebox)

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

HE WAS BASICALLY A SEX ADDICT AND HE COULD BE LIKE NAH

(Source: krisssyyy000)

popca:

this is perhaps one of my most favorite scenes from this ridiculous ass show

(Source: suqmydiqtbh)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

kilifilien:

senorpacman:

Unlike Other Girls

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THE BRACKET OMG

andythanfiction:

Some Like it Hot (1959)

Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.

(Source: vintagegal)

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

OMG

unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time